Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 25, 2006
Transcript:
"Hello?" "Hi, mom. It's me, Wren." "Wren? My newborn baby? Since when do you talk?" "I've always been able to talk, but Kirkman and Scott don't want to show it 'cuz I'm the last kid they're gonna add to the strip and if I grow up too fast, they're out of a @#*#@#* job... Capiche, Wanda?" "That's "mom" and since when do you curse?" "Chill, homey... Listen... The babysitter got wasted, Zoe and Hammie blew up a gas station and the kid from 'Zits' is dead... Do you mind if I use the down feathers from your pillow to stuff a dead animal?" "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh." "You freak out at the slightest @#*#."
slimbrownweed about 13 years ago
i knew that was the zits dude!
Pelahnar about 12 years ago
Wanda never looks like that in her real strip…
cfrosenlof over 11 years ago
Bwahahahahahaha!!!!
magipants almost 11 years ago
12
uksing921 about 9 years ago
Actually, 13 or 14. Though I’d say 14 because there are 2 bodies.
uksing921 about 9 years ago
Fourteen.
squiglyman almost 9 years ago
what the crud is happening here
ShpelChekz over 8 years ago
I told you that in the pearls world you can just assume that the crud that’s happening here is meant to be a sad depressing pun or a really crapy joke.
or great knowledge that will be passed on for generations. :D
Arbitrary over 7 years ago
I tried reading Wren’s dialogue aloud. I couldn’t do it, kept laughing too hard.
MacBoi almost 7 years ago
This is my favorite strip in this storyline.
CoffeeKitty37 over 3 years ago
this has to be the tenth time those cross have gone down.
⠀ over 3 years ago
dead crocs #18 and #19
Ragtop Day about 3 years ago
Great story arc! LOL
Earls Before Swine Premium Member over 1 year ago
The youngest to kill a croc, as well as the first instance of a character from a different comic doing the deed. It’s difficult to discern for sure that these crocs died, but given that the crocs in both tomorrow’s strip and next Monday’s “Baby Blues” have X’s for eyes… | Eighteen dead crocs | 1, Vern by asphyxiation: https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2005/04/19 | 2, Mrs. Larry by heart attack and/or divine justice: https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2005/05/13 | 3, Uncle Tim by murder (unknown weapon used by unknown croc): https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2005/05/19 | 4, Skippy by murder (shot with a shotgun by unknown croc): https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2005/06/16 | 5, Lou by murder (shot with a revolver by unknown cousin): https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2005/06/23 | 6 & 7, baby crocs by swallowing (eaten by Debbie, double kill): https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2005/07/10 | 8, Cousin Jimmy (or Jeemy) by choking (on antelope bone): https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2005/07/12 | 9, unknown croc(s) by swallowing (eaten by Fat Fred) https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2005/08/02 | 10 & 11, Jojo and Larry by shocking, spinal trauma, brain trauma, and blood loss (performed by Guard Duck, double kill) https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2005/10/14 | 12, Santa Croc by burning (fire set by Zebra): https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2005/12/25 | 13, Clarence by car accident (rolled into street): https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2006/02/12 | 14 & 15, Bob and Floyd by car accident and/or divine justice (stood in street for too long, double kill): https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2006/02/26 | 16, Brudder Jimmy by suffocation (pushed to the bottom of a well by unknown croc) : https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2006/03/16 | 17 & 18, Jerry and Rick by murder (beaten to death by Wren of “Baby Blues”): https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2006/03/25