Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 06, 2006

Transcript:

"Sir, at approximately 0900, an enemy combatant driving a small Jeep attempted to plant a suspicious device on your porch. I was forced to light up his vehicle with a rocket-propelled grenade." "...The good news is that the threat has been neutralized." "The bad news is that that was our mailman." "Let's try to stay focused on the positive."