Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 06, 2006
July 05, 2006
July 07, 2006
Transcript:
"Sir, at approximately 0900, an enemy combatant driving a small Jeep attempted to plant a suspicious device on your porch. I was forced to light up his vehicle with a rocket-propelled grenade." "...The good news is that the threat has been neutralized." "The bad news is that that was our mailman." "Let's try to stay focused on the positive."
Pig needs to hire a new security guard