Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 09, 2006

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"Those stupid birds nailed my car again." "Ohh... they don't mean any harm. They're just being birds." "That's what I keep telling myself, but I swear, with the amount of times they nail it, you'd think they were some freaky bird fraternity turning their bird-dropping skill into warped frat game." "Don't you think you're being a little paranoid?" "Dang! That's three in a row for Bob... looks like Larry here's gotta drink <i>again!</i>" "I gotta <i>uuurp...</i> whuuu???" "DRINK! DRINK! DRINK!"