Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 25, 2007
Transcript:
"And so, da witch invited Hansel and Gretel into her candy-covered house. 'I will eat dem both,' she muttered." "But juss as she grabbed for da keeds, dey shoved her into da oven and ran away." SNIFFLE SNIFFLE WHIMPER SNIFFLE "It's not supposed to be a tragedy, Dad." "But me HATE doze killer keeds."
dangerj03 about 13 years ago
YOUR SON IS A KILLER KEED. No wait, he’s a vegetarian.
comicsnerd74 over 9 years ago
Ask MonitaMonita says:Yes it is.
DarthRevan over 6 years ago
It is true that them killing the witch lowered themselves to her level…
All I Feel Is Pain (Everything Is Pain) over 3 years ago
Juinor do be smarter than Larry
All I Feel Is Pain (Everything Is Pain) about 3 years ago
But Larry hates those killer keeds
alantain over 1 year ago
Nobody questions a story that features child abandonment, murder, cannibalism, and vandalism?