Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 21, 2007
September 20, 2007
September 22, 2007
Transcript:
"So, son, how's your work?" "Fine, ma. I've been in the comic strip five years now... do you still read it?" "Yes, but I don't always understand it... and why do they call you 'Goat'? Your name is 'Paris.'" "I know, ma. It's just a stage name." "Well, it's a dumb name if you ask me.. and why do they give all the jokes to that rat and pig? Can't you say funny lines?" "How 'bout we talk about something else, Ma?" "Sure..." "How come you don't visit more often?"
ArtCreator over 12 years ago
Paris? I’m not even going to ask.
NJ Lyon over 12 years ago
Paris is from Pastis’s grandfather, Paris Tripodes.
Pelahnar about 12 years ago
Do Pig and Rat have real names also, then?
PearlsBe4SwineFreak13 over 11 years ago
I love how they are talking about it while they are actually in the strip. So confusing
Sherlock Watson almost 5 years ago
Wouldn’t it be wild if Paris’ last name were Franz?
Dragongirl55 almost 4 years ago
I finally found the strip where they say Goat’s real name! Yay!
me_the_polish_gull about 3 years ago
This was printed on the day I was born.
Spring Fever Nate over 2 years ago
we finally know who was in paris.
or who IS paris, to be precise.
sonicman1238809 over 2 years ago
Pig is dumb and Rat is well Rat and then we have the Crocs and Guard Duck so that’s why Goat doesn’t have funny lines he’s the unfunny one
eric_harris_76 about 1 year ago
He gets some good ones. And the setup from the straight man can make or break a joke.
Besides, with that expressive face, he can be funny without saying a thing.