Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 21, 2007

Transcript:

"So, son, how's your work?" "Fine, ma. I've been in the comic strip five years now... do you still read it?" "Yes, but I don't always understand it... and why do they call you 'Goat'? Your name is 'Paris.'" "I know, ma. It's just a stage name." "Well, it's a dumb name if you ask me.. and why do they give all the jokes to that rat and pig? Can't you say funny lines?" "How 'bout we talk about something else, Ma?" "Sure..." "How come you don't visit more often?"