There was a “suggestion box” at my old job. I was told not to bother because the key was lost long ago. I thought this was a joke. I put an “important” report in the suggestion box on April 1. I had to reprint it and I got a letter of reprimand in my personnel file (You know, in case some future manager in a different department wants to hire or promote me, they can know what a jerk I am.)
Bilan over 10 years ago
It’s the details that help you get a head in life.
watmiwori over 10 years ago
Not only that — it’s more than your life is worth to be seen puttinganything in the box. The High Priest keeps a list, and you don’twanna be on it!
Ida No over 10 years ago
Actually, the letters from the suggestions box are a big hit at the post-follow-up meetings every night.
wrwallaceii over 10 years ago
Oh they read them alright… that’s how they select their victims, er… volunteers.
Dtroutma over 10 years ago
Suggestion: use the volcano, no need to clean up after yourself.
Jack Straw over 10 years ago
Suggestion: Hook up with a calcium supplement maker.
keenanthelibrarian over 10 years ago
Suggestions to do what – make it all LESS painful?
puddlesplatt over 10 years ago
could we at least try drawing straws…just a thought…sorry!
dabugger over 10 years ago
No way to get ahead….
Ida No over 10 years ago
This is another one of those no-brainer situations.
dflak over 10 years ago
“Your phone call is important to us.”
Ernest Lemmingway over 10 years ago
Change the setting to a corporate office and it would still be true.
Caddy57 over 10 years ago
But when there’s nothing (or no one) left to “sacrifice” (give up) for Lent?
Cmlbx over 10 years ago
They’re all red, blood spatters everywhere.
Boots at the Boar Premium Member over 10 years ago
There was a “suggestion box” at my old job. I was told not to bother because the key was lost long ago. I thought this was a joke. I put an “important” report in the suggestion box on April 1. I had to reprint it and I got a letter of reprimand in my personnel file (You know, in case some future manager in a different department wants to hire or promote me, they can know what a jerk I am.)
reynard61 over 10 years ago
Comparisons to “Librulz” and/or “Big Gummint” in 5…4…3…2…