Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 01, 2014

The bathrooms in those are especially small.

Or a couple a’ cupolas.

A gastropod’s home is his castle.

The smile is priceless

That’s the way the escargot……..

Where else are you going to put the weather vane???

I would have gone with a pergola, myself…

Sphinx,

That would be Francis FORD Copula (Coppola)

With a life span of days? Oh so, or so what. Keeping up appearances.

I prefer a Widows Walk myself… but how would I use it?

A girl once broke up with me because I would never be able to provide her a house with dormer windows. (To be fair, I led her on to believe that I was a medical student.) My high school girlfriend said she would leave her husband and come live with me if I owned a house with dormer windows. Why in sam heck do women like dormer windows so much? Better question is why are women so shallow and materialistic, but I don’t think men are any deeper and abstemious.

@Varnes……….that’s one of the worst/best ones you’ve ever come up with (Loud groans and much applause)

Now I know what one is~~~~~I think hahaha

A Skylight would be cool too

Love the smiling snail! Priceless!

Wipe that smile off your face or we will slap you silly.

I have a bay window-would that help? (Me, not my house…)

I grew up in a farmhouse that had a dormer window……my bedroom was on the east side of that window creating a slope to the ceiling on that side……made one whole side of the room dangerous…..unless you were less than 5 feet tall. I was nearing 5’ 6" so I had a headache for a few years. DUCK!……as for the snails…..they were slow….on the uptake.