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Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 28, 2014
April 27, 2014
April 29, 2014
Transcript:
Spur: Ah, Mr. Fullvit, my favorite oily sales rep. What are you hawking today? Mr. Fullvit: Ingredient X! The greatest invention for mankind since the salesman! I kid. Our boys in the chemical lab said the rats loved it! (Ka-Cough!) After we starved them for weeks. (Ka-Wheeze!) Guaranteed to cut production costs by ninety-eight percent! Spur: Where do I sign?
SKJAM! Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Uh-oh, I smell lawsuit!
dimndno almost 11 years ago
I think I’m gonna give the nickname “Mr. Fullvit” to some of the sales reps I have to deal with!
Lyons Group, Inc. almost 11 years ago
He reminds of that scam-artist salesman from Ren & Stimpy.
Tue Elung-Jensen almost 11 years ago
Time for the powerpuff girls?
PMark almost 11 years ago
“A _____ and his ________ are soon parted.”
mntim almost 11 years ago
Of course. Buying something reduces your production costs, because you’re no longer producing it. You’re buying it. Never mind that your overall expenses just went up.
johnrussco almost 11 years ago
Uncle Spur ……….. surly not? say it aint so! I was hoping he was at least smarter than that. oh sigh
CYGNUS X1 almost 11 years ago
Can anybody say “pink slime” beef lawsuit!! I know I want that at my kids lunch room. Builds character!
lecrenb almost 11 years ago
Always thought there was something sloppy about Spur…
SkyFisher almost 11 years ago
This is an odd turn of direction…What happened to “The Adventure Comic – With a Twist”?
ViscountNiklos almost 11 years ago
Don’t worry about the USDA, we got that covered.
The Rolling Cat almost 11 years ago
Even with a missing syllable, it’s so obvious that the “oily sales rep” is full of it.