Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 30, 2014
April 29, 2014
May 01, 2014
Transcript:
Spur: Boy, this new ingredient you're selling is going to make people finally stop calling my food "hamburger help me!" take a look at this ad I whipped up! The legal department thought I should add a disclaimer... Man: I love it, Spur. But harmful" sounds so negative. Let's tweak it for the more health-conscious consumer. Spur: Perfect. Man: Those suits in legal are such worrywarts! I can't wait to see the look on that talking hand's weird face!
CaptBullock over 10 years ago
Talking hand’s weird face? What have Señor Wences and Johnny to do with this?
johnrussco over 10 years ago
these two greasers were meant for each other
CYGNUS X1 over 10 years ago
Where in all that’s holy, or not so holy, is Dan T going with this?!? People wasting time at work need to know!!!
CYGNUS X1 over 10 years ago
Are you smoking these spikey seeds?
nerdhoof over 10 years ago
The talking hand refers to the old Hamburger Helper commercials.
billsplut over 10 years ago
Dan = KA-AWESOME!The highest joke-to-panel ratio of any comic ever!
Dragoncat over 10 years ago
HAMBURGER…! HELP ME!!!
lecrenb over 10 years ago
Now I’m hungry for something pink…
Fuddy Duddy over 10 years ago
Oh, and Gray Poupon mustard, if you want to fancy it up.-Not sure about the brand, but I have (unpleasant) memories of a sliced bologna that used to turn bread pink. It was cheap, and if you closed your eyes . . .