Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 01, 2014
April 30, 2014
May 02, 2014
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: TNT, I'm home from the quilt convention- I mean, tracking down outlaws. Wat'd I miss? TNT: Nuttin'. Wanna grab some lunch? Rip Haywire: Sweet fatty McFattington! What happened to you? What's happened to everyone in Starlight?! I need to get to the bottom of this... Let's roll, TNT. TNT: All right! Just set me on an incline and tip me over. Gravity will take over from there.
Tue Elung-Jensen over 10 years ago
Ok, so I guess the power puff case is out of the question then …
dimndno over 10 years ago
Dan, you’d better not let this happen to Breezy and Cobra!
Chithing Premium Member over 10 years ago
I guess the “X” in Ingredient X is for X-tra large.
Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 10 years ago
Ka-FAT!!!
johnrussco over 10 years ago
sloppy fat & now lazy (more than likely)
Mongo over 10 years ago
Big and Tall Warehouse and Lane Bryant are going to get rich beyond measure in Starlight.
SkyFisher over 10 years ago
Quilting: cutting pieces of cloth up into smaller pieces…and then sewing them back together…in the wrong order.
I AM CARTOON LADY! over 10 years ago
Everyone looks like they are about to X-splode!
imbaldeagle over 10 years ago
Looks like they all chose the RENDERED HOG FAT FLAVOR.
Dragoncat over 10 years ago
Come to think of it… I haven’t shopped at OneStopPlus.com for the longest time…
Dragoncat over 10 years ago
Starlight has now become the Fattest City in America……TAKE THAT, PHILADELPHIA!!!
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member over 10 years ago
Didn’t need the last line of dialogue. Gilding the lily.
Dragoncat over 10 years ago
Welcome, Rip Haywire, to a special episode of The Twilight Zone…Produced by Spur Co. Foods.
lecrenb over 10 years ago
Knew some friends who had a weiner dog like that once…
lecrenb over 10 years ago
Sure hope Breezy is eating out… out of Starlight that is…
Dragoncat over 10 years ago
Edna Rowe of The Incredibles said it best…“My God! You’ve gotten fat.”
Dragoncat over 10 years ago
I can’t believe I’m saying this……Richard Simmons! Where are you?
[lizardprotector] 12 months ago
I’m only surprised TNT didn’t get like that a lot sooner.