Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 02, 2014

What about Breezy?

Is it coincidence that the Thunderbird Saloon and Casino sign is shaped like a large knife? As for Cobra, it’s gotta be a bad dream!

What DRAGONCAT said yesterday:“Welcome, Rip Haywire, to a special episode of The Twilight Zone…”

Cobra now looks like Rosanne. Yikes!

Ka-GAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

Steer it toward the ice rink. Maybe we can freeze it. Where the heck is Steve McQueen when you need him?

Looks like Cobra will be shopping at “Mona’s, Big and Bloated Women’s Wear” from now on…..If the red-head is that fat….hit the trail Rip…..Sing’n “I don’t want her, you can have her, she’s to fat for me…..she’s too fat for me, oh…she’s too fat for me!”

I suspect she may not be Cobra at all, just a lady that looks similar, and Rip leaped to conclusions. (or “fell” to conclusions.).I don’t mind if a lady looks a little more filled out, as long as she is healthy. Some girls starve themselves so much they look like a light breeze could knock them down and their whole figure looks melted.

Not sure it’s really Cobra? Dangle a diamond necklace in front of her. If you lose a hand, it’s her.

They only served rice cakes at the Quilting convention Rip just got back from!

Get your new fashions now at Spur’s Tent & Awning!

“Cobra” or “Puff Adder?”

KA-FAT!

If you see a little Pilsbury Dough-boy clone and a blue police box then we have the answer.

Looking good mama. Just like fat asted Kim K.

You want mud flaps?My gal’s got ’em!

No, Cobra… That was just his way of saying, “MY GOD! YOU’VE GOTTEN FAT!!!”

Reminds me of that Ghostbusters II song…♪♫♪♪ I want to know why everyone I know has gone Flab City.You say it ain’t true. What can I do now? I’ve gone Flab City!♪♫♪♪

And Here we see Cobra Carson (City), Modelling the Latest Fashion from Oscar De La TENTa, One suspects that the formerly svelte Breezy may have swelled into a full on Hurricane….