Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for June 05, 2014

Chapeau — quand Calvin a fait apprendre Français?

Go get him, Susie!!! ;)

Whatever she’s spreading isn’t going to affect the amount of contaminant that’s accumulated on you since last Saturday.

took a bath last month ha haa

GROG: Get Rid of Girls

Still spells something…

So now Susie knows about the club. When exactly does the ‘secret’ part kicks in?

So this is the start of the story of how Calvin met his future wife….

I think whether or not girls are slimy depends on the girl. Susie of course is NOT slimy.

… it’s once a week this bath thing.

Calvin has the right idea. Women are nothing but trouble.

He takes a bath once a week whether he needs it or not.

Calvin’s right girls(women) are slimy things. They will ‘slip out’ of anything that isn’t to their advantage all the while calling ‘FOUL’ if we men do the exact same thing. It is hard to live in a world where EVERYTHING you do is wrong and the rules change to fit the whim of women and they say they aren’t treated fairly ! ! !

Should have a stand-up wash at the sink every Friday, whether he needs one or not.

Its me!

can I join; can I join? aaaaah com’on

Eww.

I just love these battle-of-the-sexes contests between Calvin and Susie. They really point out how arbitrary the differences are.

he’ll get plenty of that “gunk” on him when he grows up.

wow!

@Bradley Gulliksonthat’s kinda what I was gonna say…..GROGG…Get Rid of Gross Girls

Speaking for myself; once you go for the "slime’; it’s hard to go back!: >)

Oh Calvin dude she wants to be your friend don’t be like that.