Pickles by Brian Crane for April 28, 2014

Then his afternoon schedule will be full.

Socks to be you.

I can relate to that.

…and that, boys and girls, is why some people start wearing Crocs.

One night last week was the first moderately warm one since winter went into hibernation, so the wife turned on the ceiling fan before going to sleep. I must say it only took two hours between socks the following morning.

Sock it to me, Baby.

Then the whole getting them off thing starts after that.

Time to get the helper from the rehab center when you have a hip replacement to help so you don’t have to bend over so far.

It’s OK Nelson has his underwear on backward.

Had back surgery years ago (long before I got old) – ever since then I grunt and groan trying to get my socks on!

" Oh my God, I’m Pickles ! "

Love it!

xxx

The secret is to not fasten your trousers until you have put on your socks and laced your shoes.

I can relate when I get out of bed..Both my intestines and my knees creak and groan … Like one of those huge castle doors you hear in late night horror movies..

I’m getting pretty good with mom’s old sock puller. When the sciatica is playing up it’s the only way!

Some of us have shrunk in highth over the years, but didn’t loose any weight so that extra mass had to go someplace.

Must be Gold Toe socks. A few washings and those things get almost brittle and stiff.