B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for April 27, 2014

Nothing is as good as the nineteenth hole.

Golf: A nice day’s nature walk interupted by occasional fits of bashing an inoffensive small ball in an attempt to drive it into hiding underground, best enjoyed after the chase while discussing the game over refreshments after completing the final hole. The walk, the chase, and the game are optional.

Golf: a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with equipment singularly ill-designed for the purpose.

This has got to be one of the funniest BCs ever! LMAO

I tried playing golf twice, in company games. The only good thing about it was the booze we brought with us to get through the game.

NnnnoooOOnan!

When my swing has gone South; I drink a beer. I call it Phil Mickelson in a can.

1 hole of golf = 1 shot of Scotch. 18 shots = a fifth of Scotch… no wonder the 19th hole was created to replenish supplies! ;-)

Never saw a motorized vehicle in BC before

Miniature golf is much more fun!

My husband and I play golf. We take turns hitting the one ball and count only those strokes that connect.

Supposedly President Grant was riding with one of his aides when he happened to pass a golf course and saw a prime duffer flailing away. Turning to his aide the Grant said, “It looks like splendid exercise, but what’s the little ball for?”

If there was no 19th Hole, no one would bother with the first 18.

love the Jurassic Park reference

They’re still better golfers than I am.

Cavemen have golf carts!

I don’t know who said it but the saying is golf ruins a good walk who remembers that saying??!!!!!!