Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 07, 2014

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    favm  over 10 years ago

    What you don’t have doesn’t hurt.

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    watmiwori  over 10 years ago

    A case of the cure being worse than the disease….

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    Baba27  over 10 years ago

    That makes me think of Saint Denis who was beheaded and who is invoked for help against headaches.

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    AlnicoV   over 10 years ago

    Works every time.

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    watmiwori  over 10 years ago

    Money back if not fully satisfied. We’ve never yet had a claim.

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    ladykat  over 10 years ago

    From an episode of Blake’s 7 (British sci-fi of the late 70’s or early 80’s): Vila: “I’ve got this shocking pain behind my eyes”. Avon: “Have you considered amputation?”

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    theorgandude  over 10 years ago

    Or as Curly from the “Three Stooges” once told the executioner: “I’d rather have a warm stake,(steak) than a cold chop”.

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    goweeder  over 10 years ago

    What is a decipatee?

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    AmyGrantfan51774  over 10 years ago

    you mean you’re an amputee right????!!!!

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