Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for May 30, 2014
May 29, 2014
May 31, 2014
Transcript:
Thanks but no thanks, Nik. I'm going to the prom with Gordie. Oh, come on! you're choosing him over me? But I'm captain of the hockey team! ...which, by the way had a record this season of two wins, fourteen losses. Is it my fault we had a lousy goalie? Make that fifteen losses!
gregberan over 10 years ago
oh come on now.. is that a dig at the Houston Texans 2013 season?
frumdebang over 10 years ago
kakuna02 – so you’re saying that the Houston Texans were 2nd with a record of two wins, fourteen losses? Man, that is one lousy league.
peanuts511 over 10 years ago
oooooh!! BURN!!! btw all the commenters above look new. just saying
Comisftw over 10 years ago
That’s just cruel, Nate.Rubbing it in.
BigNate11829 over 10 years ago
BURN!!!!!!
dark lord over 10 years ago
nik’s pants are really high in the 2nd panel
itstarted over 10 years ago
nik needs to show emotion.
orbenjawell Premium Member over 10 years ago
Well anyway Ellen has the situation well in hand: even escorting NIK not-too-politely towards the “out” door……..I reckon Nate’s counting the brush-off as a 15th loss for NIK!! Gee whiz!! Nice to see brother & sis on the same page about something!! Glee! GLEE!!
Comic Minister Premium Member over 10 years ago
I agree with you Nate.
will comic man over 10 years ago
actually u r 3rd
folklegendredux over 10 years ago
Gordie is like a living Picasso painting
orbenjawell Premium Member over 10 years ago
Proms!! Goalies!! 1st, 2nd, and so forth!! Sarcasm!!! Ohhhhh, LIFE!!!
orbenjawell Premium Member over 10 years ago
…..AND PICASSO!!! Wooo-Hoooooooooooooooooooo!! Ha. Ha.
T.A.S.K Master over 10 years ago
Yes ‘Nik’. It is your fault.
VERY BURN-ISH BURN!
Tater over 10 years ago
In your face, Nik!
Asd12_bleu over 6 years ago
Ouch!
MatthewMukkala about 4 years ago
Damn, that’s colder than the ice rink
Sokka the Great almost 4 years ago
If he’s gonna talk that way about his teammates, he shouldn’t be team captain.
Wetnoodle111 almost 4 years ago
It actually is Nik’s s fault, he got to pick the team as captain, right?
MabelPines1234 almost 4 years ago
GO GORDIE! DOWN NIKS!! ELLEN HAS BAD TASTE! HER JEANS SHOULD BE ILLEGAL!
gradywchastin over 3 years ago
ISN’T it his fault if he’s the captain? I mean, doesn’t he get to pick the players from tryouts?
Mono_Matt_36 over 3 years ago
they say girls go for the jocks, he using that to persuade her
Not Nate Wright about 3 years ago
GORDIE! BURN!
BigNateLover94 almost 3 years ago
Ellen is actually being smart and mature for once.
STUFF ENJOYER 10 months ago
It’s 15 losses.
Random Kid from Big Nate 6 months ago
and speaking of lousy goalies…