Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 19, 2010

Ah Fink, er King, you’re not tall enough to be an emperor or czar ….. well maybe you’re tall enough to be an Emperor penguin.

Why doesn’t Rodney have any arrows in his holder?

No weapons in the castle.

King, how about CEO of a big bank?

Plenty tall enough to be an emperor, many of the greatest ones have been deficit in stature, Napoleon and Hirohito to name a couple, tho’ I believe the Czars were a bit taller.

Charlemagne (the Holy Roman Emperor) the King ain’t, however. Big Charles was seven feet tall, reportedly.

thats not a quiver or an arrow holder… its a “fink holder” so Rodney can carry the king around….

Thanks for telling me that the arrow holder is called a quiver “JOE”. Rodney isn’t allowed to carry any ammunition for the same reason Sheriff Andy Taylor wouldn’t let Deputy Fife carry any.

That’s true, Llewellenbruce. He would probably just end up shooting one of the guards or something. Or the floor. There certainly were a lot of holes in the floor in Andy’s office after Barney got through with it.

When you see arrows in Rodney’s quiver, there is only course of action, DUCK!!!!!

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How about an IRS agent? You’ve got the personality!

Come on fingers don’t fail me now! Deputy Fife carried one bullet in his pocket… Wow I got to clear that up before brother Joe…

seems rather a brazen, flip remark to a king capable of execution and torture without due process…..Rodney isn’t quite the coward we thought…

or he’s incredibly stupid

Cool, today I learned:

It’s not good to quiver when shooting arrows from my quiver. (I might shoot the wrong person…oops, I meant target.)

Thank you to Mr. Doty and Gweedo Murray.

“The Emperor of Id” and “The Czar of Id” don’t sound right at all if that were the comic strip’s name.

I once heard that Jim Davis was planning on a strip called “Garfield the Toaster” before he went to the cat.