Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 22, 2010

It will certainly make the time go quicker.

I don’t know…if the penal system in Id works as quickly as the one in the US, he’ll probably spend 40 years waiting for his execution.

Just wondering.

If Spook (and Huns) are descended from BC’s Grog, then which BC Characters would the other residents of Id be decendent from?

I should know but what did Spook do? Belittle the Fink?

The Spook wrote a piece in the Id Daily Propaganda that was semi-complimentary of Sarah Palin.

I’m rather surprised that the Spook isn’t willing to join you by now. I’m not sure I’d want to live and die a hairball, unless I really were Grog.

Spook, would have been a free man along time ago but every time he gets loose, runs up to the King and yells, ‘THE KING IS A FINK’ and ‘the fink’-OOps, the King promptly throws him back into his(Spook’s) favorite cell with this favorite turn key.

Well that answers the age old question. “How long has Spook been in?”

Spook was originally put in the dungeon for 50 years after calling the King a “Two-bit, four-flushing, dirty, lowdown, indiscriminate clod” after bbeing run over by the royal coach.

He was once acquitted by Larsen E. Pettifogger but then was sent straight back in for another 50 years, after doing calling the King the exact samething after getting out.

drwatson I remember that! Once a fink, always a fink.

It certainly IS a faster way to go.