The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for May 16, 2014

The only reason why Veeblefester’s so smug is that he can literally afford to be.;-D

Money can’t buy happiness, but it pays the rent and utilities and buys food and clothing, all of which help make one comfortable and content.

…very true

Money can buy a Jet Ski. Have you ever seen a unhappy person on a Jet Ski?

Money can’t buy happiness but I would like to do a research study on it to see how correct that is, is anyone willing to fund this study?

Wasn’t it Weird Al who said “money can’t buy happiness, but you can rent it”?

“No, but you can have a jolly time being miserable!” – Arthur Treacher on “Duffy’s Tavern”.

Maybe not, but I willing to bet you can rent for a couple of hours!

Poverty does not bring happiness. I’ll bet rich people are happier than poor people.

As I heard it, “Money won’t buy happiness, but it sure beats whatever is in second place.”The other was, “The only thing money won’t buy is poverty.”