Brevity by Dan Thompson for May 20, 2014

“But this show opens a lot of doors!…”

He’s watching all the cool shows. He wants to be an in door.

I hate to see him so closed to the outside world.

He needs to move more….build up his core.Eat better…. he’s living on jamb.

He’s already got some panes that he asked his doctor to look into.

When I was a kid and would pause to see what was on TV, blocking the view of others, My dad would say, “You make a better door than a window….”

I wonder if there will be a sequel titled “Door B”

Funny how you people latch onto a thing.

You guys seem to be enjoying this so much I haven’t the heart to say what I wanted to say about this cartoon.

However, this thread is an interesting commentary unto itself when one considers that the audience is infinitely more funny than today’s panel.

I just shut the door on that joke!

I think you’re right. Dan seems a bit desperate. But then he’s juggling 4 strips. Oh I meant chugging 4 Stripes.

Uno, dos, tres hours, Go Door-a go….

[rimshot]

If you’re from Jersey, it rhymes. “Dora de Explora”.