Last Kiss by John Lustig for May 14, 2014

In bed and asleep are two entirely different things…

“No, that was your father.”

50 Shades of Grutch.

you kids stop eating the corn at dinner.

wow! bet those kids enjoyed being breast-fed! she’s loaded!

she has a very odd hair line.

She shouldn’t have wasted time on her diary.

Mom…..Okay kids give me a minute….(turns the “purple bone” up to 10. It may be hazardous but will get the job done quicker.)

Then what happened?

Think Erma Bombeck instead of Danielle Steele.

She’s going to write what she knows – it’s a horror story!

“I told you kids to get that meth lab out of the bathroom and back in the garage”.

More like Tom Sharpe “The Wilt Alternative”

@ Erichalfbee

Would also recommend his two ‘police’ novels: Riotous Assembly &Indecent Exposure.

The cherry bombs weren’t such a great birthday present afterall.