Monty by Jim Meddick for May 30, 2014
May 29, 2014
May 31, 2014
Transcript:
Ah! Now that's more in keeping with the 1960s! Wireframe glasses... Woolen drawers... Mmm... Let's see if th' authentic wardrobe has changed this Yankees manner of speech... Mmm You gotta untie my hands! My @#$ is totally itchy in these #@$@$ longjohns! This is no way for a Yankee prisoner to address a southern officer! Maybe... Just maybe... You could've gotten away with posterior. Mmm.
Barker62 over 10 years ago
Contempt of Confed will do it every time. At least he didn’t insult the ‘Stars and Bars’, that’d be a hangin offense, suh!
puddlesplatt over 10 years ago
kinda like the new look for Monty {*}[
Sisyphos over 10 years ago
These Johnny Rebs are for sure not making things easy for that damnyankee Monty! He’s lucky that an itchy a$$ is his worst concern of the moment. Wait until the court-martial and order of execution come down!
yangeldf over 10 years ago
and now he can add sexual assault to his list of grievances for the lawsuit.
johndifool over 10 years ago
These guys must have drunk too much schnapps…
Sir Osis of Liver over 10 years ago
Come on, Monty. A nerd like you should play along!
neverenoughgold over 10 years ago
Monty is really just a character on the TV show, “Extreme Makeover”. Just wait ’till they start the plastic surgery. He thinks he has itches, now…