That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for May 12, 2014

More likely an old, very slow Pied Piper. See the flute he holds behind his back? He’s so slow even turtles can keep up.

Isn’t this a still from the upcoming movie ‘Night of the Rabid Turtles’?

Does anyone think this is really odd ?

Maybe he’s being confused by the shell on his back.

“I think it’s time to call Pest Control.”

I told the contractor to put in a turtle door, but NO, he puts in a window instead…

Misguided early ad campaign for Turtle Whacks

Walk away… walk for your life. The turtles are coming.

Okay, you all know your places during the race. That hare won’t have a clue.

Modestly enlarged image can be found at the only work, by this artist, so far, to appear in Mr. Melcher’s blog (yesterday).The Tortoise Trainer (link shows painting’s Wikipedia page) is shown, with a different coloration, click-to-enlarge image (click-to-humongous image compliments of its Google Cultural Institute page), and described, by its current-location page.The Google translation, of the painting’s Turkish Wikipedia page, has more, including a discussion of the other version; but, doesn’t read much better than the Bing translation. Click-to-enlarge images of both versions (including a thumbnail pointer to a different coloration of the first) can be seen by clicking the images there, and then the image in the displayed page.Another different coloration, click-to-enlarge image can be found here, along with a somewhat different description. Another different coloration smaller image can be found here, along with a description.The artist’s Wikipedia page (Google translation of the Turkish Wikipedia page has more; but again, doesn’t read much better than its Bing translation) and collection (more under Subcategories).

He’s the dude that the underworld calls, “The Piccolo Player”

Cesar Ankara – turtle whisperer

Trying to decide which one would make the best soup.

Darnell meets Mr. Turtle’s friends.

Are these the mutant turtles before they reached puberty?

“You shell not pass!”

It’s turtle soup night and he doesn’t want to spook them…

They don’t look too impressive now, but just wait until he gets them to jump through hoops and ride unicycles and break dance. Just wait.It might take awhile. It was five years before he got them to roll over.