Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for June 26, 2014

When I was a kid, I’d put 3 – 4 spoonfuls of sugar on my Corn Flakes. Then came Frosted Flakes. I didn’t change a thing.

Does your chewing gum lose it’s flavor on the bedpost overnight? Roll it in sugar and the flavor magically reappears.

Everyone missed the obvious: evolution tries to create the unicoraccoon.

Ha-ha!! Oh boy… someone’s going to be BUZZING for hours!

RJ really needs to skip the middleman (all that chewing nonsense) and just plug in a glucose IV—with a syrup chaser.

As if cotton candy isn’t pure sugar anyway.