Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 28, 2014

Questions like, “Is the King a fink?”

…and do stupid things, like walking into open manholes.

Yeah, but what about that Nigerian banker who is going to send me 7 mil? Huh, what about him?

Will Kim and Kanye ever get married?

As Einstein once said, “Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not so sure about the first,” or something along those lines. Also, yes, I am aware how pretentious it is to start quoting Einstein on matters pertaining to comics.

Asked at Mammoth Cave Nat’l. Park 50+ years ago: “What time does the 11 o’clock tour start?”

How do I turn this thing on? Does OFF really mean off?, or is it still looking for me?

Stupid questions…contact tech-knuckle support

ain’t that the truth!

If you really what to know — ask a Librarian!

It is possible to ask a stupid questionIt is possible to not ask a bright questionTherefor, a good question might be, “What is the best question to ask?”

They have eyes but do not see

If one more..I mean just one more idiot asks me“Is it hot enough for you?”..I will…probably…go..berserk!!

One of our professors passed out coupons on the first day of class “Good for one stupid question.”

So, does the “Start” button on a PC actually also turn it off; or, does it just take you into another dimension where you just think the computer is off?I am glad I use Macs! When I shut it down, I know it is shut down!Or… is it?