Pluggers by Rick McKee for January 24, 2010

“Speed dial?” No.

You are right LHPuttgrass..Pluggers don’t have speed dial. They still have a big old address book & phone book next to the phone!

Rotary phone. If it was good enough for my father———

Yep, that’s a whipper snapper. Real Pluggers just sleep on the floor a cuppla nights.

Hey, when your back is out, who can reach a phone … that is what your spouse is for.

“Operator, Number please?”

“Jacobson’s please. I think that”s 2 longs and a short, operator”.

“Sorry, that number is busy. Try again later please”.

Dr. Krackmore…love it!!

I’m a plugger, You’re a plugger We are all pluggers. We see ourselves in a lot of plugger cartoons. Do you also?

I CAN’T POST ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, MY BACK IS OUT.

And worst of all……you can’t even remember doing anything fun to cause it!

I’m a plugger, but I’m a geek plugger. The cell phone’s in the pocket for just such occassions. Had a fall a couple years ago in the back yard and didn’t have it with me so Mrs Plugger was happily inside not realizing I was laying on my back in the back yard. At least my dogs cared enough to see if I was all right.

After X-rays, my V.A. Dr. said - “It’s just a little” Arthritis, he wouldn’t say that if he knew how it felt, it feels like a pinched nerve - all the time! I walk hunched over for a month, because I can’t straighten up!