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Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for July 06, 2014
Transcript:
Luann: "Hey, Tiffany, you've been wearing your "Eyez of Zeye" costume everywhere. What's up?" Delta: "Hyping a new "Zeye" game?" Tiffany: "Yup. At the San Diego comic-con in two weeks" Luann: "Two weeks? So why are you parading around in your outfit now?" Tiffany: "To be sure it still fits. Duh" Delta: "And you need two weeks for that?" Tiffany: "Hey, I'm still ...y'know... growing" Luann: "Yeah. Your little cape looks like it's under a lot of strain" Delta: "Ditto that head band"
seismic-2 Premium Member over 10 years ago
Actually, if the new game is debuting at Comic-Con in 2 weeks, mini-Elvis well might hire Tiffany to parade around everywhere in the costume until then, to help publicize the gameâs launch.
NancyPrancy over 10 years ago
Tifâs head does seem to be swelling âŠ.
seismic-2 Premium Member over 10 years ago
It could be much, much worse. It could be Gunther in this âbookwormâ costume.-
JayBluE over 10 years ago
Well, thereâs no doubt that Tiffany could still be around. â Seems it also could mean that she will have more âfleshing outâ in her characterâs depthâŠ.
jemgirl81 over 10 years ago
Tiff is so hilarious!
JayBluE over 10 years ago
Yeah, it could be an âindicationâ(a bit of 4th wall) that she will get a bit more depth in her character portrayalâŠ
Templo S.U.D. over 10 years ago
I would hate to see the costume no longer wearable two weeks later, but more likely the day before the Comic-Con.
JayBluE over 10 years ago
âTart Reformâ
âA Slice Of CheesecakeââIt FiguresâorâHam On A Roleâ
melmarsh9v over 10 years ago
âNaked At Weenie Worldâ could be a great film to advance Tiffanyâs career!
TechTalkGuy over 10 years ago
How about Luann having her own comic strip?
ShagsCA over 10 years ago
You look like that discount hooker, Lolo Price!
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen over 10 years ago
THANK YOU, GREGWeenie World rocks
Mordock999 Premium Member over 10 years ago
I think what she MEANT Tiff, Is That YOU have a Great, BIG AâŠ., er, âCaboose.â
Caboose. Yeah, THATâS ItâŠ.,
Sisyphos over 10 years ago
Tiffster is parading all over Pitts in her rather skimpy Eyez of Zeye costume for two full weeks? And no one is complaining?Or should that be, âAnd no one is complaining!â
dadoctah over 10 years ago
Considering the shape and proportion of Tiffâs face at this age, by the time sheâs thirty I predict sheâll be a whole lotâŠerâŠrounder.
karanne over 10 years ago
Why are you calling it a âcapeâ (which attaches at the neckline) when itâs clearly a translucent SKIRT?
There are several ways that Tiffany can get a more impressive cleavage (other than implants). Aside from stuffing her bra, there are various pads that can be inserted under and to the sides. I see nothing wrong with her using her âassetsâ to maximize her career.
karanne over 10 years ago
By the way, I like Delta in a skirt and heels.
Caldonia over 10 years ago
Itâs funny because Tiffany is more curvy than them!
imbaldeagle over 10 years ago
But Luann has the experience, and Toni is too big for the costume.
Sheriff Mordecai Premium Member over 10 years ago
Greg may be under the umbrella of the National Cartoonists Societyâs tables.
Willow Mt Lyon over 10 years ago
You are right, Night-Gaunt49. Tiffany probably wears the same bra size she did at 13 and will wear at age 60 about 600 years from now.
Willow Mt Lyon over 10 years ago
It is time for Tiffany to change her hairstyle. She has the âgood, blunt cutâ that âTeen magazine pushed on girls in 1960-somethings. The hair sticking out in panel three doesnât count as a new style. ~I guess the bra passes for âshirtâ that is required before one enters a place that serves food, but if Tiffany walks down Manzanita â or anywhere else â Broadway looking like that, she will find herself in a lot of trouble.
ChrisV over 10 years ago
You wonât hear me complaining!
doverdan over 10 years ago
Will shirtless-Quill meet xyz-less Tiff?
TechTalkGuy over 10 years ago
Oh gosh, did Tiffany forget about this?
seismic-2 Premium Member over 10 years ago
So long as the series of video games remain popular, Tiffany can make money publicizing them at shows like Comic Con.
ShadowBeast Premium Member over 10 years ago
Theyâre just jealous of Tiffâs figure.
seismic-2 Premium Member over 10 years ago
Yes, whether the footage wound up in the film or not, or even if the whole film was shelved after the test audience at Pitt hated it, Tiffany still learned a lot about acting in front of a movie camera from simply shooting that footage. What became of it after that really doesnât affect the fact that she gained valuable experience.
Step-Step over 10 years ago
I hope we get another Elwood story line. #RicherThanElvisEverWas
seismic-2 Premium Member over 10 years ago
> perhaps he needs a âCrystalâ or a âLuannâ to bring him back down to Earth. Every now and then, we all might need a little of that.>Ideally that should be Rosa. She should tell him, âI had hoped that you be be willing to go to Peru with me, and I am truly very happy that you want to go. But realistically, do you think itâs the right thing to do?â
imbaldeagle over 10 years ago
âthey get on her for being vain and self-interested at the expense of others.â
Exactly, but if youâre a hammer everything looks like a nail. And the naysayers canât see her self-absorbtion. They think weâre always running her down, when she doesnât deserve it.
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen over 10 years ago
Nobody actually âgets on Tiffany for trying to make something of herself.â(And I mean that in my usual non-lewd way.)They simply dislike her perceived motives and mannerisms.Consider her movie debut, how so many came to it, hoping the best for her and how Luann made Tiffanyâs only sale.
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen over 10 years ago
âItâs understood that Tiffany would develop a defense mechanismâ.Ummmm, several problems with that.Is it really a defense mechanism when she used it on lesser humans all her early lifr?Does everybody really put her down?Do most really put her down?Doesnât she have an offsetting horde of followers praising her and trying to win her favor?Didnât the kids really take to her, follow her every order, turn to her for comfort and even join her in denegrating Luannâs cute little nose?Hasnât Oxford always been flawlessly friendly to her?.Iâm just not seeing a defense mechanism at work.Of course, I may have been blinded by her hot costume, but even that works in her favor.She doesnât seem overly bright, but that could be an act, in which her acting talent should carry her far.(Judy Holliday scored in genius range but played sub genius roles in her films.)
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen over 10 years ago
Broken poles?I can picture that.No, my beloved says I CANâT picture that â well, she might, anyone married to me would naturally tend toward possessiveness.
seismic-2 Premium Member over 10 years ago
> Doesnât she have an offsetting horde of followers praising her and trying to win her favor?>No, she doesnât.-> Didnât the kids really take to her, follow her every order, turn to her for comfort and even join her in denegrating Luannâs cute little nose?>No, they donât. If other kids denigrate Luannâs nose, maybe that suggests that Luannâs nose really is âkind of funnyâ.
JayBluE over 10 years ago
Ha ha!! I like that one!
JayBluE over 10 years ago
âWaitâll Ox sees that you called him a âmentally handicapped kidâŠâ ^Heh! I went down that street with him on the subject., but the houses all looked the same. Good thing Iâm a whiz at geography and cartographyâŠ.
JayBluE over 10 years ago
Nice try, but Iâve watched too many "Battle of Jaywalking (Leno, not me) All Stars to know that many folks donât know the meaning or (correct spelling, for that matter) of many words. Itâs not an exaggeration to say that language/vocabulary and spelling is a âlost artâ among many adults⊠â Many canât tell who the 1st president was, let alone the last twoâŠ.
JayBluE over 10 years ago
I also forgot about âMoose Masonâ from âArchieâ. Same type of character. The stock character is troped as âslowâ. But thatâs not slow as in retarded. Just âslowâ as in âstereotypical jockâ. Which is what Moose and Ox representâŠâŠ
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen over 10 years ago
Ann Eifle or whatever was pretty.Oxford didnât like her when she showed her true colors.Beauty isnât the only thing which attracts him to people. For that matter, Gunthie isnât particularly pretty either, but Oxford likes him okay.I doubt he is only hoping from passion from either.
JayBluE over 10 years ago
For "Cent"imental reasonsâŠ.
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen over 10 years ago
Youâre generous to a fault.
wiselad over 10 years ago
hate stereotypes, anyone who has not, go watch âthe blind sideâ
BillWa over 10 years ago
Say what you will, Tiff can wear the outfit
LOWRIDER84 over 10 years ago
Yummy!