Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for May 23, 2014

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Tom the Dancing Bug's Super-Fun-Pak Comix Edited by Ruben Bolling Comics For The Elderly Old Man: Hey, slick. What's your beef? Man: I'm trying to reformat my spreadsheet. Old Man: Re-what your WHAT? Kiddo, try my ABACUS! Man: Holy smokes! Now it's all so clear! Old Man: Now you're cookin' with gas! Claude Hendrick Claude Hendrick retired from his job as a pin setter twenty years ago, and started this comic strip to delight and entertain his own generation, and as a public service for "whippersnappers." Bon Mots "Yes, granted, he's old money, but he's NEW old money." Blake Forsythe Blake Forsythe writes his cartoon "Bon Mots" by settling his watch alarm to go off every hour, at which time he simply writes and draws whatever was just said in the room he is occupying. Phillips Family Baby: Daddy, my two best foods start with P! Baby: Pizza and pasghetti! H. Phillips Now in his 15th year on the strip, Howard Phillips is sure larger success is around the corner. In the meantime, he supplements his income by drawing caricatures at parties, driving a cab, and selling blood. Dinkle, The UNlovable Loser Bear: So, once the encryption is broken... Bear: Wait! Someone's coming. Bear: Okay, now download the passwords... Dinkle: You're my best friend! We at Super-Fun-Pak Comix do not know who "Elliot" is. Years ago, these comics began arriving at our offices in strange-smelling, oddly stained packages, and we're frankly afraid not to publish them.