Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for February 11, 2010

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    margueritem  almost 15 years ago

    Bill Gates gives a lot of $$$$ to charities. Perhaps he’ll give a gift to the old witches home….

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    Llewellenbruce  almost 15 years ago

    They say the filthy rich are the most bored people in the world. So why is Bill smiling?

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    UncaAlby  almost 15 years ago

    @Llewellenbruce they only say things like so that poor people won’t be so miserable and jealous.

    That’s like the old saying “money can’t buy happiness.” Presumably this would mean that rich people are sad and poor people are happy, but that just isn’t the case.

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    Sisyphos  almost 15 years ago

    Broomie, I hate to be the one to tell you this, but your chances with Billy-Boy are slim-to-none!

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    Edcole1961  almost 15 years ago

    If Bill Gates has a daughter, a good name for her would be Eula.

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    UncaAlby  almost 15 years ago

    Bill Gates Children

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    palleh  almost 15 years ago

    BG might have a daughter in the future whom he would call Broom-Hilda?

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    Yukoner  almost 15 years ago

    UncaAlby - It’s true that money doesn’t buy happiness, but it can buy a better form of misery.

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    Yukoneric  almost 15 years ago

    If it hadn’t been for Bill’s wife he would still be sitting on his loot. He doesn’t care about money, it’s the power.

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    gjsjr41  almost 15 years ago

    BUT….he wouldn’t have the power without the money.

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    GROG Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    So Nerwin was just doing what Broomie was doing all along. Got to admit that I prefer the Warren Buffett way, myself.

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    UncaAlby  almost 15 years ago

    Mae West has been credited with saying, “I’ve been rich and I’ve been poor. Believe me, rich is better.”

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    bald  almost 15 years ago

    you just cant see the look in broomies eyes while she is looking at the photo of her love ….

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNC0kIzM1Fo

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    JanLC  almost 15 years ago

    That photo must be a misprint. Gates never smiles.

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    Ed in Toledo Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    Money can’t buy love or happiness… but it can RENT it for a little while! ;)

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    fritzoid Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    To say “Money can’t buy happiness” isn’t to say that poor people are necessarily happier than rich people; it just means that one’s happiness has little to do with one’s bank account (or indeed any absolute condition). There’s another saying, “Love will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no love.” Again, partially true.

    Financial worries are major impediments to happiness, and the rich are not immune to them. The guy who once said “I can’t be happy until I get some money” turns into the guy who says “I’ve got some, but I can’t be happy until I get MORE”, and winds up saying “I can’t be happy with my riches because I might lose them.” If you can be truly happy with “enough”, you might risk that happiness in the struggle to have “more than enough.”

    If you can make one heap of all your winnings And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss, And lose, and start again at your beginnings And never breathe a word about your loss…

    …you’ll be a Man, my son (or a witch, or troll, or whatever; apologies, Rudy).

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    Sherlock Watson  almost 15 years ago

    “A rich man is just a poor man with money.” (W. C. Fields)

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    fritzoid Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    The richest man in the world is probably someone whose name will never appear on any list of the richest men in the world…

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    RinaFarina  almost 15 years ago

    There’s a saying:

    “When poverty comes in at the door, love flies out the window.”

    I don’t know how true it is.

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