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Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 29, 2010
Transcript:
Roland: So does Apple's little gizmo mean the end of free news? This reporter is skeptical, Brian! Voice: I dunno, Roland. I'm having an "uh-oh" moment... Roland: Why? How does it affect television news? Voice: We get all our stories from newspapers. Roland: Damn... you're right. We'll have to pay for them now! CURSE you, Steve Jobs! Voice: Rollie, could you snag us a free tablet?
Yuseff about 15 years ago
This is definitely Fox News!
Xoinx about 15 years ago
Sounds more like recent âColbert Reportâs.
Troglodyte about 15 years ago
Now look who wants somethinâ for nothinâ!
jgcp1 about 15 years ago
⊠a fool knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.
Nemesys about 15 years ago
Fox viewership is way up since all the Independents have been flocking there, and theyâre rolling in the dough. They hardly need freebies.
Besides, if the new gizmo works out well, itâll be CNBC who will claim the unfairness that only white male metrosexuals will be able to afford it. Itâs discrimination! Every other civilized nation provides free nationalized Ipodage to itâs people as a basic human right. From each according to his ability, to each according to his need for an iPad.
lobkiller about 15 years ago
you kids with your IPODS and your MTV⊠âGET OFF MY LAWN!!â
Nighthawks Premium Member about 15 years ago
that ol man lobkiller sure is a cranky ol dude isnât he? hey, lets put a burning bag of dog poopie on his porch and ring the doorbellâŠ..
hee hee hee
Nemesys about 15 years ago
âThe only people who listen to Fox are mindless drones who can only serve society by working for the rest of us as slaves. â
Actually, I believe you. I think our president believes it, too. Isnât that what redistrubution of wealth (in the form of Obamacare, Cap and Trade, and the Stimulus Bill) are all about ?
Kosher71 about 15 years ago
Heheh . iPad .
BigHug about 15 years ago
Iâm not listening to the hype about this new gadget. La la la la la. I canât hear you.
rainman5353 about 15 years ago
To follow a theme you kids with your IPODS and your MTV⊠âGET OFF MY LAWN!!â And take your silly sarcasm with you!!
Thanks lobkiller, that was hilarious!! pssst, be careful when you open the door,
3hourtour Premium Member about 15 years ago
..it would make a great school toolâŠ.
trying2keepup about 15 years ago
If I wasnât already using a MacBook for the purpose, an iPad would be perfect for reading comics while lying in my hammock.
ok maybe next spring when itâs not minus 30 with the windchill