omg! zbortnik! what is the earthling doing to you?
What? It’s a celebrity toast!
He’s about to plug your buddy in and and get him red hot!
Zig’s an Earthling? News to me!
just like the bottom of a toaster….crumby.
And what are toasters used for on your planet?
It’s a talkie toaster from the mining ship Red Dwarf.
Ziggy’s doing what any good capitolist would do. He’s milking his alien encounter for all the bread he can get out of it.
Wasn’t there a screen saver years ago with toasters flying through outer space? Maybe this one thought it would try RL!
in remulack, zobortnik was heroic astronaut, now reduced to changing the speed of molecules of mass quantities of condensed flour and yeast
Good thing it wasn´t a waffeliron.
This gives me hope that there really is a planet Coffeemaker.
Feeding time. Nice Ziggy, feeding toaster.
Instead of the insult “up your nose with a rubber hose” it would be “in your head with a slice of bread”
Would this be sexual in any way?
Er……….it MIGHT be sexual in some ways, lol. (Not for saints like ME of course……….)
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JP Steve Premium Member over 14 years ago
What? It’s a celebrity toast!
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
He’s about to plug your buddy in and and get him red hot!
WoodEye over 14 years ago
Zig’s an Earthling? News to me!
ronaldmundy over 14 years ago
just like the bottom of a toaster….crumby.
alondra over 14 years ago
And what are toasters used for on your planet?
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
It’s a talkie toaster from the mining ship Red Dwarf.
RavennaAl over 14 years ago
Ziggy’s doing what any good capitolist would do. He’s milking his alien encounter for all the bread he can get out of it.
celeconecca over 14 years ago
Wasn’t there a screen saver years ago with toasters flying through outer space? Maybe this one thought it would try RL!
Nighthawks Premium Member over 14 years ago
in remulack, zobortnik was heroic astronaut, now reduced to changing the speed of molecules of mass quantities of condensed flour and yeast
Jml58 over 14 years ago
Good thing it wasn´t a waffeliron.
mrslukeskywalker over 14 years ago
This gives me hope that there really is a planet Coffeemaker.
napaeric over 14 years ago
Feeding time. Nice Ziggy, feeding toaster.
boldyuma over 14 years ago
Instead of the insult “up your nose with a rubber hose” it would be “in your head with a slice of bread”
parethed over 14 years ago
Would this be sexual in any way?
Godfreydaniel over 14 years ago
Er……….it MIGHT be sexual in some ways, lol. (Not for saints like ME of course……….)