Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for January 31, 2010

What? It’s a celebrity toast!

He’s about to plug your buddy in and and get him red hot!

Zig’s an Earthling? News to me!

just like the bottom of a toaster….crumby.

And what are toasters used for on your planet?

It’s a talkie toaster from the mining ship Red Dwarf.

Ziggy’s doing what any good capitolist would do. He’s milking his alien encounter for all the bread he can get out of it.

Wasn’t there a screen saver years ago with toasters flying through outer space? Maybe this one thought it would try RL!

in remulack, zobortnik was heroic astronaut, now reduced to changing the speed of molecules of mass quantities of condensed flour and yeast

Good thing it wasn´t a waffeliron.

This gives me hope that there really is a planet Coffeemaker.

Feeding time. Nice Ziggy, feeding toaster.

Instead of the insult “up your nose with a rubber hose” it would be “in your head with a slice of bread”

Would this be sexual in any way?

Er……….it MIGHT be sexual in some ways, lol. (Not for saints like ME of course……….)