The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for June 04, 2014
June 03, 2014
June 05, 2014
Transcript:
Brutus: Would it be all right if I ordered a burger with a unique combination of toppings? Waitress: Such as? Brutus: Blue cheese, peanut butter, pickle relish and olives. Waitress: Yo, Vinnie! A number thirty-nine!
sbchamp over 10 years ago
No mayo?
Allan CB Premium Member over 10 years ago
My preferred burger toppings (in order)BUNMayoKetchupTomatoLettusMEATOnionPickleRelishMustardBUN
ChessPirate over 10 years ago
I don’t think I want to know what’s on a “69”…
1MadHat Premium Member over 10 years ago
Hold the meatHold the bunFrom special ordersWe don’t run..8^)
Boise Ed Premium Member over 10 years ago
This was a real LOL for me. Just a couple of days ago, my wife had a similarly weird (to me) sandwich.
Charlie Fogwhistle over 10 years ago
An old joke, no longer politically correct, but if you take it theoretically and not factually, it’s still funny. By the way: Nobody and nothing except an elephant has any good use for ivory.Sign in sandwich shop: $1000.00 if we can’t make the sandwich you order.Employee to boss: Boss, we’re going to have to pay off on the sandwich guarantee. Somebody ordered an elephant ear sandwich.Boss to employee: What do you mean? We just got a fresh supply of elephant ears.Employee to boss: I know, but we’re out of those big buns! (BaDaBoom).
Rush Strong Premium Member over 10 years ago
Barney’s Beanery used to have a tabloid sized, newsprint menu. The front page listed omelettes, the second page had hamburgers.
Virtually every single ingredient combo was individually listed, by number. If you ordered one of each (over time, recorded on a punch card), you would win either a t-shirt (for omelettes) or a jacket (for burgers).
No, I never tried.