Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for June 19, 2014

Words about badgers and chainsaws are such biting and cutting remarks….

Well that’s just silly. How would angry badgers or chainsaws explain what happened to the gravity? Now, if he used hydrofluoric acid…

We don’ NEED no steenking badgers!OK, well, somebody had to say it.

As Ricky Ricardo might say, Dr Mel has some exspleening to do.

Honey badgers don’t give a ****

I don’t care about the comics . . . I just come here for the comments.

OK, Dr Mel, here’s your mistake: loss of gravity is best explained with tactical nuclear warheads.What could go wrong?

Dr. Mel, you’ll probably need Ensign Kenny to help you with the chainsaws…

They need get Wally from “Drabble” up there. He’ll take care of those badgers!

The killbots are on vacation.

See, this is exactly why I go to Lake Michigan, even on hot days in the summer…Wisconsin badgers could come ashore at any time….And then where would we be?…(Well, yeah, in Michigan still, but with a bunch of angry badgers!!!.)….Just doin’ what I can on a hot summer day to protect my fellow Michiganers…..Ever vigilant here on the coast….

Notice I didn’t say Michiganders, or Michiganians…….I’m not a goose and nothing else needs to be gained if you’re living in Michigan….That is reward enough…..I’m from Michigan…Why not just add an er to the word? I’m a Michiganer….I don’t care how you pronounce it. I prefer Michigan-er, although Michi-GAN-er is OK with me…..Sorry, pet peeve…I’ll go back to guarding the coast now…..

Dude has so little common sense he could have come straight out of “The Venture Brothers.”

At least they didn’t go right for his spleen.

Doctor Mel you are very stupid and need to be locked up.

The only problem is that Cheeseheads are from Wisconsin.And meshuggeners are crazy, not idiots.