Adult Children by Stephen Beals for May 30, 2014

Roommates cat will do this to my turkey or chicken if I don’t keep an eye on him. I’ve tried spritzing him with water when he jumps on the counter, and he loves it. Drives me nuts.

OK… wet dog is bad enough… sour milk dog..? Augh. You better wash him really well.

I see Stephen you too forgot to push the chair closer to the table. My wife never lets me forget. I did one time coming back to find her face to face with the Chihuahua over a slice of pizza.

Part dog, part goat.

And that’s just what he wanted. A milk bath.

I had a cat who forced her way between me and my birthday cake once. She got her head in my slice of cake and then it was hers. She would also bat potato chips out of my hand.

We used to have a cat that loved broccoli. She’s sit on the chair next to you, very casually hook her claws over the edge of the place and drag it over, and then snag your broccoli and dash off. Never touched the meat or anything else. We finally fixed her own plate for her, but she wanted it on the table, not the floor.