Last Kiss by John Lustig for June 06, 2014

No. You wouldn’t.

“And blonde…. and somewhere else…. and male…. and…… I’ll just go shopping.”

Wow. The dialogue from the original art was almost snarky enough to be used here. And I’m saying that in a good way.

I can’t figure out why the women in this town hate me. I look just like Dean Jones. … Well, wait.

Richer and healthier, because poverty and ill health SUCK!

Yes, yes, yes, and yes.

Just pick up some bacon on the way home lady. It’s the key to happiness

Smaller, tighter……..butt.

I thought that might be how it’s done, but that applies to any hair colour. BTW, “blond” is masculine….. the female version has an “e” on the end. Never been into blondes, myself but it’s pretty much a moot point, these days.

If You were Younger, thinner and richer, You wouldn´t be single.

Well, she can’t get any b wordier..

Yup

and high as a kite?

Well I believe it was Wallace Warfield Simpson (aka, the Duchess of Windsor) who said “you can’t be too thin or too rich.” As for single, maybe (it depends on how old and how rich her husband is; for Wallace the third time was the charm since she married the ex-King of England). Of course in my opinion Mrs. Simpson is hardly a role model for anyone.

enny minny miny moe

I’ll stick with my dictionary,