B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for June 10, 2014

When out of what they wish to buy, offer what you have to sell.Can’t sell whatt you don’t have or what he doesn’t know you do have.

An old definition of a fisherman: a jerk on one end of a line waiting for a jerk on the other.

Here, fishy….

See today’s Red and Rover.

I want to catch a Mermaid.that’s embarrassed…Because she saw the big ships bottom.

Man: “This IS a cheese shop isn’t it?”Storekeeper: “Yes indeed …The cleanest in the village.”Man: “Well yes i see. It’s clearly not contaminated by any cheese.”

Catch and Release v. Apple Brown Betty for supper at my sister’s. Aaaagh.

My problem when fishing was that the sucker was always on the wrong end.

How about: She sells sea shells by the sea shore.