Endtown by Aaron Neathery for June 03, 2014

seeing early strips is a very good use of waiting time!

ENDTOWN (of the Stick), June 3, 2014

I’ll keep posting these until Jenner tells me to stop.CAPTAIN BLACK, to the tune of “Mack the Knife”, by Weil and Brecht.Posted December 26, 2011Oh, the shark, it’s gotta swim, dear,And the duck, it’s gotta quack.Flask the cat just loves to kill, dear,So they call her “Captain Black”.

When the shark shows its teeth, dear,Ruby claret starts to squirt.But the zap gun of the CaptainOnly leaves a pile of dirt.

Indiscreet words from her workers,So she gave ‘em both the sack,’n let the cleaners sweep up the pieces.That’s the way of Captain Black.

There’s a skirmish, and some captives.Now there ain’t no turning back.And the rule is: “Take no prisoners,”In the rulebook of Captain Black.

Holly Holl’ster, Wallechinski,Both got sent out to attack.They were spotted, so they slaughtered.They followed the advice of Captain Black.

In the city, in the launch room,Three dead robots in a stack.“Keep your tendrils off my missile,”The first and final warning from Captain Black.

Now the city’s in the cross-hairs.Dreadful vengeance raining down.And that kitty, she a-smilin’.Looks like Blackie’s back in town.

Remember to vote and support Endtown an all ways. I’ll feel better tomorrow. Oh, I still don’t get the TR joke, maybe Commander McBragg… .

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Albert asked him to put Swedish Fish in the cookies. So Aaron used lutfisk.

What are they using as bait?!?

Couldn’t he just give Albert some DaVinci Cinnamon Trout gum?

Time to do a Robot Chicken version of Endtowm.