Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for January 31, 2010

One less task among the multi…

Applying make up?????

Is that why she’s yellow????

And some people still wonder why it’s against the law in some states to use a cell phone while driving?

Thank goodness!

Isn’t it nice that John Law is so helpful to Broomie? Look on the bright side, Broomie; walking will be good for your health, and as an added bonus, you’ll have more in-transit time for phonecalls, make-up, and big ol’ Slurpees!

I don’t see what the problem is. Broomie didn’t hit anything.

As soon as she stopped applying lipstick; her lips disappeared. ????

Texting has got to be even worse than talking on the phone.

How ya gonna catch a bus in an enchanted forest?

Women should learn to get that bleeep done before they leave the house.

Back to the broom, Broomie.

(Anyone want to lay odds on her regaining that car in a future strip?)

Cell Phone: An electronic device, which applied to the ear of a driver, reduces his or her ability to drive by 75%.

Broomie, why would you not just use your broom…quicker, faster and, it appears to have auto-pilot.

Plenty of time to for all those necessities.

that was very kind of the officer. lol

you tell ‘em richard!

those women need to get their act together….. women!- can’t live with ‘em, etc etc men are never guilty of driving distracted…

ONly women!

In fact, I am going to join Spanky & Alfalfa’s ‘he-man woman hater’s club”—–

I wonder if Broomie zapped the policeman after she found out what he meant.

She can still apply make-up, drink a Slurpee, and talk on the phone while walking. That’ll make her trip faster.

Today’s lesson: When the cop tells you why he pulled you over, you don’t respond with “So?”