Knock knock. Hey, sport, wake up. You're late on your morning paper route. I'm quitting this gig and signing up to deliver the evening paper just as soon as we get home.
You need seniority to get an evening route. For those who don’t realize, paper has close to the same specific density as wood and a hundred newspapers is a lot of weight.
It looks like Red will grow up to work the night shift somewhere. I, for one, will not quit my day job until it’s time to permanently retire. I hate working nights.
Good Morning, Red;I don’t blame you for wanting to snuggle with Rover than deliver newspapers.Although, perhaps Rover could toss them along with you…get in some more fun time! You’ll figure it out.Hugs and Love to you and Rover.
Good Morning, Red;I don’t blame you for wanting to snuggle with Rover than deliver newspapers.Although, perhaps Rover could toss them along with you…get in some more fun time! You’ll figure it out.Hugs and Love to you and Rover.
comicgos over 10 years ago
ORMouseworks over 10 years ago
Oh, geeze, Red looks like me in the morning… ;)
Catfeet Premium Member over 10 years ago
I think Rover has a better use for those newspapers, Red!
cartoon critic 2544 over 10 years ago
What’s a newspaper?
The Life I Draw Upon over 10 years ago
You need seniority to get an evening route. For those who don’t realize, paper has close to the same specific density as wood and a hundred newspapers is a lot of weight.
Lyons Group, Inc. over 10 years ago
Are there any cities left that still carry evening editions of newspapers?
GROG Premium Member over 10 years ago
It looks like Red will grow up to work the night shift somewhere. I, for one, will not quit my day job until it’s time to permanently retire. I hate working nights.
neverenoughgold over 10 years ago
So, does Red only deliver newspapers during summer vacation? As I recall, a newspaper route is all year long…
mymontana over 10 years ago
Good Morning, Red;I don’t blame you for wanting to snuggle with Rover than deliver newspapers.Although, perhaps Rover could toss them along with you…get in some more fun time! You’ll figure it out.Hugs and Love to you and Rover.
mymontana over 10 years ago
Good Morning, Red;I don’t blame you for wanting to snuggle with Rover than deliver newspapers.Although, perhaps Rover could toss them along with you…get in some more fun time! You’ll figure it out.Hugs and Love to you and Rover.
JP Steve Premium Member over 10 years ago
Does Red really still have his pajama bottoms on in the last panel?
Emily2010 over 10 years ago
Newspapers ( I can get up to date news all the time. Don’t need a newspaper that has news from 2-3 days after it happens. Stop the presses :)
pschearer Premium Member over 10 years ago
TV news killed the evening papers, and now the Internet is killing the morning papers. So what will kill the Internet?
mplaffey over 10 years ago
A paper route. Man I miss those days.
Elvanion over 10 years ago
Just try and find an evening edition paper any more..sigh.