Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for March 29, 1995

Transcript:

Ellen: I... I feel so EMPTY! Principal: Sigh... Ellen: This is the worst tragedy of my LIFE! Principal: "Tragedy"? Ellen, I really don't think this qualifies as a tragedy! Principal: Think back on your own life! Put this in perspective! Surely you've experienced things that were TRULY tragic! Ellen: Yes... Yes! It was right before last year's prom! Ellen: See, I got this really big pimple... Principal: Well, looks like we're out of time...