Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for June 24, 2014

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    ORMouseworks  about 10 years ago

    You have Got to be kidding… ;)

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    jimgamer  about 10 years ago

    Boo !!!! 8^(

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  about 10 years ago

    Drunken Lush!!

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    rshive  about 10 years ago

    @Josh Lyons – But he’s Treetops’ own drunken lush.

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    Strider Keninginne Premium Member about 10 years ago

    Cheesiest. Pick. Up. Line. Ever.

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    neverenoughgold  about 10 years ago

    The world’s best martini is the Vesper from the book & movie "Casino Royale:1 Fill the champagne glass with ice and water to frost.

    2 Fill cocktail shaker halfway with crushed ice.

    3 Measure and pour 3 measures of gin, one measure of vodka and ½ measure of Kina Blanc (white Lillet) and a dash of bitters into cocktail shaker.

    4 Put the lid on the shaker and shake for a moment or two, until icy.

    5 Pour ice and water out of the champagne goblet.

    6 Pour the martini through a strainer into the goblet. Add one large peel of lemon. Enjoy!

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    Godfreydaniel  about 10 years ago

    After he gets the heck slapped out of him, he tries to pick up another girl: “We would make a great couple.” “Why?” “I’m bloody and your name is Mary!”

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    joxerator  about 10 years ago

    He should go out with Broom Hilda if he wants olive complexion.

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    Mandiuscreel  about 10 years ago

    If you have enough money, any line will work. He might as well be saying “How much?”

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