Herman by Jim Unger for June 30, 2014

“What’s the brand name” ?“TWONKY”.

Cable company:Sir, try rebooting the system.

Looks like he’s already booted and rebooted it several times.

They’d probably deny coverage because the damagewas his fault.

Might be the horizontal hold.

The ad “Compare now dot com” was on it just imploded

The warranty expired two seconds before that happened

What is that liquid stuff coming out of the TV? What brand of TV has a gallon of liquid in it?

Strange TV … and, no, it is NOT the ‘liquid’ from ‘liquid crystal’ …

How old was that thing? It has rabbit ears on it! No wonder it melted down.

Those aren’t rabbits ears. Those are the remains of the giant spider that dropped on the TV and broke it. .Cable company: How do you know its our problem and not your TV?Me: because I switched out the old TV with another. Besides – I know where your junction box sits and I know the wiring is loose. .Cable company: we are sorry there is no cable.Me at 5 am: then get someone to fix it now. The gold medal hockey game starts in 5.Cable company: we are sorry there is a wildcat strike. Me: then phone management and get their a$$ out of bed to fix it now. .rant over.

Monty Python….