FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for February 05, 2010
February 04, 2010
February 06, 2010
Transcript:
Jason: So the secret to getting past the red orb guardian is to not attack him?? But he's huge! He's nasty! he's the most lethal video game creature ever! He towers above you with fists like anvils! Skulls litter the ground at his feet! Jason: And you're not supposed to even try to take his guy on in a fight?? Wow, talk about counter-intuitive. Paige: Refresh my memory. You spend how many nanoseconds in the real world each day?
Vista Bill Raley and Comet™ almost 15 years ago
Listen up, Jason. Paige is trying to teach you something!
davidf42 almost 15 years ago
I used to play Kings Quest, back in the DOS days. You were rewarded with more points if you found the non-violent solllution. You could play it either way, and both ways were fun, but the highest score could be attained if you didn’t kill the dragon, or the giant, or whatever.
Plods with ...™ almost 15 years ago
did you get by using “ludicrous speed” ?
falcon_370f almost 15 years ago
I’ve found letting the other side attack first to be a very effective method in many games. A lot of guardians are oblivious to you if you move slowly and ignore them.
cwreenactor almost 15 years ago
LOL!!
ProfessorKid almost 15 years ago
I agree with Jason, the Red Orb Guardian was obviously asking for it!
dinolovergirl almost 15 years ago
hahah yeah!
mrprongs almost 15 years ago
Paige knows what a Nanosecond is?
Rakkav almost 15 years ago
Only counterintuitive to someone of your temperament, Jason!