FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for February 05, 2010

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Jason: So the secret to getting past the red orb guardian is to not attack him?? But he's huge! He's nasty! he's the most lethal video game creature ever! He towers above you with fists like anvils! Skulls litter the ground at his feet! Jason: And you're not supposed to even try to take his guy on in a fight?? Wow, talk about counter-intuitive. Paige: Refresh my memory. You spend how many nanoseconds in the real world each day?