Monty by Jim Meddick for July 02, 2014

Not “Blahh!” “Blech!”

Who is Lisa? Your wife or your son’s wife?

And sorry, perhaps I am too tired, but I did not understand your story.

I hate when the CIA puts their coded messages in public forums…

E.B., if you’re going to be a CSI lab techie, you can’t react to nasal hairs so demonstratively! On the other hand, blech! Will Monty’s forensic inquiry yield results before “the gnome with the wheelbarrow” is beheaded? Or are we doomed to gnome gloom?

It’s the weird writing style that throws me off. “we only had one son but seven lovely daughters”….. or “we have seven lovely daughters and only one son”.

Who is Brian? Is it the author?

I think I will give up reading, the words don’t make sense to me?

“The last time my wife wa…”Regarding your large family: Congratulations on your success, keeping in mind it is easier to produce a girl because you have the model in front of you. In any case, I assume you are done trying to produce a boy?My wife and I have two daughters. Both are very successful, and we feel we did a good job raising them.We are truly blessed…

@May Kitten, don’t be discouraged by some negativity here. I also like to share snippets of my life of which I am reminded by various comics and it’s fun to me even if no one cares. But I think the parallel lives of others are very interesting. I myself bore just 3 boys and one girl in that order and about a year apart (before closing that possibility).

And I hope that Monty finds the culprit; I have had landscapers who I observed to be rather clumsy totally deny any responsibility for breaking garden globes and resin statues.