Monty by Jim Meddick for July 01, 2014
Transcript:
What're we looking for? Stray hairs. Fabric fibers. Any evidence left behind by the sociopathic gnome decapitator... Police line do not cross He may think he got away with it, but I've secured the crime scene, and I'm goin' CSI on his... Tap tap What the @#$@$$ Parker? Sorry, didn't see you. Normally I only dump my dirt Devil on your side of the fence when you're not around...
The neighbor did it.