A certain network will never allow that to happen as it might take time away from the excessive slobbering and fawning over certain athletes and sports they pimp. They don’t want actual highlights getting in their way.
Actually, this strip might account for the success of sports bars, where it’s far too noisy to hear the announcers and the action skips from sport to sport like a flat rock on water.
PoodleGroomer about 10 years ago
It only got to five minutes if we included fights, body destroying accidents, fat guys in body paint, and inappropriately dressed hot women.
sarah413 Premium Member about 10 years ago
A certain network will never allow that to happen as it might take time away from the excessive slobbering and fawning over certain athletes and sports they pimp. They don’t want actual highlights getting in their way.
Guilty Bystander about 10 years ago
“We’ve invented a system that will record only highlights…”
Sort of like NFL Red Zone. TV for the football fan with ADD.
Bob Blumenfeld about 10 years ago
Actually, this strip might account for the success of sports bars, where it’s far too noisy to hear the announcers and the action skips from sport to sport like a flat rock on water.