“I got some fresh zucchini in the back, if you want it…”
No, but in a minute I’m gonna move your intestines around a bit.
Weapon.
There’s a “right to bear arms” joke in here somewhere.
Or a “right to arm bears” joke.
Bear…..“Do you see any plants around here to move? Mutton chops.”
“Yeah, the bartender wanted to put the forsythia over in that corner… But it was too heavy for him to lift.”
Why yes, someone place two potted geraniums at each end of the bar just to brighten the dank a bit.
I don’t think moss is actually a plant. Isn’t it a fungus?
An under-table holstered hand gun… just in case.
@ SergeitheAntagonist: Everything you need to know about moss. (Including the fact that they’re not fungus — even though they reproduce like them… Yeah. Weird…)
Paige Braddock
Ida No almost 10 years ago
“I got some fresh zucchini in the back, if you want it…”
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member almost 10 years ago
No, but in a minute I’m gonna move your intestines around a bit.
Ida No almost 10 years ago
Weapon.
Coyoty Premium Member almost 10 years ago
There’s a “right to bear arms” joke in here somewhere.
Herb Thiel Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Or a “right to arm bears” joke.
Vet Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Bear…..“Do you see any plants around here to move? Mutton chops.”
OldTimer62 almost 10 years ago
“Yeah, the bartender wanted to put the forsythia over in that corner… But it was too heavy for him to lift.”
brotherbox almost 10 years ago
Why yes, someone place two potted geraniums at each end of the bar just to brighten the dank a bit.
SergeitheAntagonist almost 10 years ago
I don’t think moss is actually a plant. Isn’t it a fungus?
topbunk almost 10 years ago
An under-table holstered hand gun… just in case.
reynard61 almost 10 years ago
@ SergeitheAntagonist: Everything you need to know about moss. (Including the fact that they’re not fungus — even though they reproduce like them… Yeah. Weird…)